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Cheesy Valentines Lines

If you are looking to impress someone you just met or your partner this valentine’s day then here are cheesy Valentines lines.

As per experts, pick-up lines can be a great way to make someone blush or impress.

Below are handpicked funny, cheesy, and naughty Valentine lines to use in person or over texts.

Pick suitable lines for him or her this valentine.

Cheesy Valentine’s Day Sayings

Cheesy Valentine's Day Sayings
  • “I’m wild about you, valentine.”
  • “You make my heart race.”
  • “You’re purr-fect for me.”
  • “You’re doggone cute!”
  • “You’re adorable, and I ain’t lion.”
  • “You’re the [king/queen] of my heart.”
  • “I love ewe from the bottom of my heart.”
  • “I choo-choo-choose you.”
  • “You blow me away.”
  • “I’m bananas for you.”
  • “You are the apple of my eye.”
  • “You are such a cutie!”
  • “I value our friend-chip.”
  • “We go together like cheese and crackers.”
  • “You are just “write” for me!”
  • “I think you are a-doh-able.”
  • “I’m stuck on you.”
  • “You’re number 1 in my book.”
  • “Valentine, you rule.”
  • “Valentine, “bee” mine.”
  • “You are the highlight of my day.”
  • “You’re dino-mite.”
  • “I’m wild about you.”

Cheesy Valentines Lines For Friends

Cheesy Valentines Lines For Friends
  • “I love you just the way I am!”
  • “When people ask me the best thing about you, I say nothing. I don’t want them to fall in love with you too.”
  • “The only card I want for Valentine’s Day is VISA.”
  • “I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my X…..Box 360.”
  • “Valentine’s Day is the perfect day for me to tell you those three special words… Let’s get n*ked!”
  • “2023 Valentine’s Day To-Do List:
    • You”
  • “Hope you are prepared to send me the best Valentine’s Day gift!”
  • “I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.”
  • “Be anti-social with me.”
  • “It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I don’t know what to get myself yet.”
  • “Thanks for keeping my cold feet warm.”
  • “Loving you is Yeezy.”
  • “Quit Stalin and be my Valentine.”
  • “I’d drink the fat for you.”
  • “The sorting hat said I belong with you.”
  • “Yoda one for me.”

Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh

Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?”
  • “If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.”
  • “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  • “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
  • “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
  • “Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.”
  • “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
  • “Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s’more.”
  • “If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.”
  • “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
  • “Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”
  • “I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
  • “You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”
  • “Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!”
  • “I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.”
  • “Is your body from McDonald’s? C’ause I’m lovin’ it!”
  • “My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
  • “Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.”

Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Him

Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Him
  • “Do you know first aid? Because Cupid just shot me straight through the heart.”
  • “You’re like a broken staircase. You make me go head over heels.”
  • “I need a compass when I look at you, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be on the Most Wanted List.”
  • “I believe you stole something of mine – my heart.”
  • “If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?”
  • “Good thing I’m over 21, because your beauty is intoxicating.”
  • “You make every day seem like Valentine’s Day.”
  • “Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
  • “I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?”
  • “Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts, and you.”
  • “Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!”
  • “Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous hunk kissed me on Valentine’s Day.”
  • “I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.”
  • “Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.”
  • “Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.”
  • “It’s a good job I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.”
  • “They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.”
  • “When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.”

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