60+ Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines | Dirty | Funny | For Teachers 2023

Chemistry Pick Up Lines

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Dirty Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry Pick Up Lines Dirty
  • “According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.”
  • “Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.” 
  • “Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.”
  • “Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.”
  • “Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”
  • “Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine.”
  • “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
  • “Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of A$$pertame.” 
  • “Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.”
  • “Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.”
  • “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute.”
  • “Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.”
  • “Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.”
  • “Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.”
  • “Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).”
  • “Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.”

Funny Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry Pick Up Lines Funny
  • “Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in?”
  • “Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?” 
  • “My name’s Bond. Covalent Bond.”
  • “Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe.”
  • “Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA.” 
  • “Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element.”
  • “Girl are you a charged atom, because I’ve got my ion you.” 
  • “Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.”
  • “Hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?”
  • “Chem students do it on the table periodically.” 
  • “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!”
  • “U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry.”
  • “Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.”
  • “We have great chemistry, lets do some biology.” 
  • “Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that A$$ up.”
  • “If i was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.” 

Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines For Teachers

Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines For Teachers
  • “Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.”
  • “Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?”
  • “You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.”
  • “Your PH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.”
  • “You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?” 
  • “You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!”
  • “You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!”
  • “Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.” 
  • “You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.”
  • “You must be a compound of beryllium and barium…because your a total BaBe.”
  • “You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.”
  • “You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.”
  • “You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.”
  • “I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.”
  • “You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.”
  • “You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.” 
  • “You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.”
  • “You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.”
  • “You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond!”
  • “How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?”
  • “I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?” 

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