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Short Christian Halloween Sayings
Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them.
You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons. You cannot partake of the table of the Lord and the table of demons.
And give no opportunity to the devil.
Abstain from every form of evil.
Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.
But test everything; hold fast what is good. Abstain from every form of evil.
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
The night is far gone; the day is at hand. So then let us cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of light.
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Look carefully then how you walk, not as unwise but as wise, making the best use of the time, because the days are evil.
And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil. For everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his works should be exposed.
To the pure, all things are pure, but to the defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure; but both their minds and their consciences are defiled.
Funny Christian Halloween Sayings
‘Tis the night – the night Of the grave’s delight.
What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church?
A parking Lot.
What was Moses’ wife, Zipphora, known as when she’d throw dinner parties?
The hostess with the Moses.
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
What did God’s people say when food fell from Heaven?
Why did Boaz hate lying?
Because he loved truth.
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
Which king liked to do things on his own?
What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school?
I was told I’m supposed to walk by Faith!
What kind of car would Jesus drive?
How do you know Pharaoh was athletic?
He had a court.
What did the family members say when asked who would say grace?
Which Bible character was the best musician?
Samson—he brought the house down.
Who in the Bible had the greatest business plans?
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day?
They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
What did Daniel tell his real estate agent?
I’d prefer a house with no den.
Who in the Bible knew the most people?
Abraham knew a Lot.
What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God’s will?
Was it notarized?
What’s a miracle that can be done by a complainer?
Turning anything into whine.
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
Take it or leaf it.
When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say?
We Noah guy.
What did Zachariah do when he and Elizabeth had disagreements?
He gave the silent treatment.
How did Paul greet his friend?
Give me Phi-lemon!
How would you rate Jael’s camping skills?
Tent out of tent.
What’s a Christian’s favorite card game?
How do pastors like their orange juice?
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have mass.
What types of boats do believers want to go on?
Discipleship and worship.
What does the Episcopal Church say before a big gathering?
This is going to be liturgy.
How did Jacob cheer on his grandson?
You’re the Manasseh!
Where was Solomon’s Temple located?
On the side of his head.