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Christmas Picture Captions

The holiday season is here with a lot of love, laughter, and pictures for yours.

Make sure you have the prettiest and smartest Christmas picture captions before you start sharing some holiday cheer with your followers.

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Funny Christmas Picture Captions

Funny Christmas Picture Captions

“But first, let me take an elfie.”

“Dear Santa… I can explain.”

“Happy holla days.”

“Happy holiyays.”

“Totally sleighed it.”

“The elf did it.”

“Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’”

“What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”

“’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

“I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”

“I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”

“Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”

“That’s too small to fit a pony.”

“Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

“Being related to me is really the only gift you need.  Just saying.”

“Feast mode.”

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year.  Most of the time. Once in awhile. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”

Christmas Photo Captions For Couples

Christmas Photo Captions For Couples

“In the words of Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you.”

“It was love at frost sight.”

“Merry elfin’ Christmas.”

“The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”

“We’ve got chemis-tree.”

“No laws when you’re drinking for Mr. Claus.”

“We’re only morning people on December 25th.”

“But wait—there’s myrrh.”

“That’s a wrap on our first Christmas together.”

“But first, let us take an elfie.”

“We’ve been 51% nice and 49% naughty.”

“Dear Santa, we can explain…”

“Love you almost as much as I love Christmas cookies.”

“Feast mode: On.”

“I only have ice for you.”

“We’re just a couple of candy canes: sweet, and slightly twisted.”

“Making it rein.”

“All you want for Christmas.”

“VIP members of the naughty list.”

Christmas Photo Captions For Family

Christmas Photo Captions For Family

“You, me, and the Christmas tree. Picked, purchased, and pruned.” 

“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.” 

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” 

“Remembrance, like a candle, burns brightest at Christmastime.” 

“For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.” 

At Christmas, all roads lead home.” 

“I believe… I believe… It’s silly, but I believe.”

“As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.”

“Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

“Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family.”

”A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” 

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.” 

“It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.”

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you’re home.” 

“The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.” 

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

”Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

“Christmas to me is as many people as possible happy.” 

“Christmas is a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart.” 

“The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays.”

“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”

“Christmas is the season of joy, holiday greetings, exchange, gift-giving, and families united.” 

“Christmas day is a day of joy and charity.” 

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”  

“At Christmas, play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.” 

“Christmas is, of course, the time to be home, in heart as well as body.” 

Christmas Photo Captions For Baby

Christmas Photo Captions For Baby

“Dear Santa, I can explain… (insert photo of massive blowout)”

“Happy Holidays from our brand new elf!”

“On Christmas, we’re morning people… thanks to our newest addition.”

“It was love at frost sight with this Christmas miracle.”

“Current status: Ready for a long winter’s nap.”

“Dear Santa — You can have the cookies, but the milk is mine.”

“On the cute list.”

“Happy Holidays from our brand new elf!”

“Our gift arrived just in time for Christmas”

“All is not calm around here.”

“Santa must be jelly of this cute, round belly.”

“All we want for Christmas is a silent night.”

Christmas Photo Captions For Friends

“Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”

“Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”

“Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”

“All the jingle ladies.”

“Oh deer.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

“I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” 

“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”

“Sweet but twisted.  Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”

“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”

“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”

“Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”

“If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”

“There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.”

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

“Meet me under the mistletoe.”

I hope these Christmas captions for cute photos will help you in increasing your engagement with your followers and friends.

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