Here are the best dirty Thanksgiving pick up lines and jokes to spice things up.
Moreover, these dirty Thanksgiving pick up lines include turkey and stuffing jokes for adults.
Pick suitable dirty pick up lines for Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving…!!!
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Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes
I checked the meat thermometer…you’re officially one hot bird.
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Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.
What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman.
There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.
Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? You wanna piece of me?
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
I wanna see your horn of plenty.
What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!
Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.
What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores? Pil-grahams.
Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
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Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
You make my turkey timer pop.
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.
The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.
Dirty Turkey Jokes For Adults
How are Turkeys like P0rn-stars? First, they gobble, then they get stuffed, and somebody keeps them wet the whole time.
What do penises and corn on the cob have in common? They’re both big lumps with knobs that have the juice.
Why was Johnny grounded on Thanksgiving? Because his mom found him with his pants down in the kitchen, stuffing the turkey.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a roast.
What do you call a happy ending in November? Wanksgiving
What’s the difference between a turkey and a woman? One gets squirted and then eaten, and the other gets eaten and then squirts.
Why is a Thanksgiving Turkey the perfect girlfriend? It can’t talk, comes tied up, and has the perfect hole for stuffing.
What’s the difference between Turkey and your mom? I can’t stand eating Turkey two days in a row.
What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner table? Your nose.
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans.
Dirty Stuffing Pick Up Line
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
I have a thing for butterballs.
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
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