50+ Funniest Pick Up Lines For Him | Her | Girl | Guy | Tinder | Over Text 2023

Funniest Pick Up Lines

Want to express your love to the special one, but don’t have the courage to ask them out?

Use these funniest pick up lines, and impress them with your humor.

Moreover, these pick up lines to say to a girl or a guy on tinder, over text, etc. are perfect to flirt anywhere.

Have fun and happy flirting.

Funniest Pick Up Lines For Tinder

Funniest Pick Up Lines Tinder
  • “Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.”
  • “Are we, like, married now?”
  • “You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?”
  • “I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
  • “I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
  • “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
  • “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me, will you?”
  • “What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?”
  • “I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?”
  • “Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.”
  • “Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?”

Funniest Pick Up Lines For Her

Funniest Pick Up Lines For Her
  • “When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.”
  • “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”
  • “No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.”
  • “You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.”
  • “You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.”
  • “I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.”
  • “Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  • “You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.”
  • “Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.”
  • “I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.”

Funniest Pick Up Lines For Him

Funniest Pick Up Lines For Him
  • “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?”
  • “Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.”
  •  “I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?”
  • “I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’”
  • “I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”
  • “Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!”
  • “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
  • “You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.”
  • “Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.”

Funniest Pick Up Lines To Say To A Girl

Funniest Pick Up Lines To Say To A Girl
  • “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
  • “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
  • “Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  • “For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”
  • “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”
  • “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
  • “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.”

Funniest Pick Up Lines Over Text

Funniest Pick Up Lines Over Text
  • “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
  • “I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.”
  • “Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!”
  • “Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
  • “Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”
  • “Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.”

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