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Funny Christmas Quotes

Do you ever find it difficult to begin writing your Christmas cards since there are so many different people in your life?

Whether it’s to your family, partner, colleague, or anybody else special, these funny Christmas quotes to have fun moments with loved ones.

Take a look and pick suitable short and funny quotes, sayings and words on Christmas from movies(some).

Enjoy. Merry Christmas..!!

Funny Christmas Quotes From Movies

“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” 

“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”

“Son of a nutcracker!” 

“SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” 

“He’s an angry elf.” 

“Holiday who-be what-ee?” 

“Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” 


“Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more.”

“I could use a little social interaction.” 

“Am I just eating because I’m bored?” 

“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”

“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” 

Short Funny Christmas Quotes For Cards

“That warm feeling isn’t just the Christmas spirit. I think you left the oven on.”

“This holiday season let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: Cookies.”

“You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow? Yeah, we’re not doing that.”

“You’re the most wonderful part of the most wonderful time of the year.”

“Your love is the best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!”

“You’re the partridge to my pear tree.”

“Christmas is more magical now that you’re in my life!”

“You put the merry in my Christmas.”

“If you ask Santa for a lump of coal this Christmas, how will we know if you’re naughty or nice? I guess we’ll never know…”

“Another Christmas already? Seriously, what the Elf?”

“If you can read this, I’m watching Christmas movies.”

“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”

Short Funny Christmas Quotes

”It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales.”

“It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.” 

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” 

”Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.” 

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”

”We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks.”

Funny Christmas Words

“Hold on for deer life.”

“The Christmas alphabet has noel.”

“Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”

“The snuggle is real.”

“I love you from head to mistletoe.”

“You’re sleigh-in’ it.”

“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”

“Love at frost sight!”

“Yule be sorry.”

“I’m pine-ing for you.”

“I have the final sleigh.”

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”

“Oh, deer.”

“All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”

“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”

“Sleigh, what?!”

“That look soots you.”

“I’m Claus-trophobic.”

Christmas Food Quotes Funny

“The fondest memories are made gathered around a table.”

“All I want for Christmas is food.”

“Merry everything and a happy always.”

“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.”

“The most treasured things passed down from generation to generation are the family recipes.” 

“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.”

“Best of stories are created at airports, dinner tables, and showers!”

“There is nothing that makes me happier than sitting around the dinner table and talking until the candles are burned down.”

“How often have the greatest thoughts and ideas come to light during conversations with the family over the evening dinner?”

Funny Christmas Quotes For Friends

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

“I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.”

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

Funny Christmas Quotes For Shirts

“Santa is not going to get all the credit!”

“I think I’ve earned my elf badge.”

“In case anyone is wondering, I love glitz and sparkle.”

“Santa’s biggest helper.”

“Let it snow, so school will close.”

“Sorry, Santa. The cookies are gluten, dairy and sugar-free.”

“Grandpa shot the reindeer that ran over Grandma, and put it on his wall.”

“I’m cutting out the middleman and shopping for myself.”

“I’m so hungry, I could eat a fruitcake.”

“Full of holiday spirits and Christmas cheer.”

“Christmas lights and cozy nights.”

“I prefer marshmallows roasting on an open fire.”

“I’ll tell you what I got you for Christmas if you tell me what a sugar plum is.”

“I said, meet under the mistletoe; not, eat all of the cookie dough!”

“How does sly fit into naughty or nice?”

“How long do I have to be good?”

Funny Christmas Sayings

“Wishing you peace and joy this holiday season and in the New Year.”

“Merry Christmas with lots of love!”

“Wishing you and yours a happy holiday season and all the best for the New Year!”

“Wishing you love, light, and laughter for Christmas and the New Year too!”

“May your days be merry and bright. Happy holidays from all of us!”

“We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

“Have a jolly holiday.”

“From our home to yours, we hope you have a happy holiday season and a prosperous New Year!”

“May your heart be filled with all the joys of the season.”

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”

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