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Funny Dad Quotes

Here are funny dad quotes are useful for Father’s Day from daughter, son, etc.

Moreover, these dad quotes include short captions for social media to post funny dad pics.

Pick suitable quotes to write funny father’s day cards, Instagram captions, etc.

Happy Father’s Day…!!!

Funny Dad Quotes From Daughter

Funny Dad Quotes From Daughter
  • Five-star dad. Would definitely listen to his dad jokes again.
Funny Dad Quotes From Daughter
  • Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
  • Hey, I love you like a father.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, call your dad.
  • One day, you’re going to put the ‘grand’ in grandpa!
  • Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an Instagram post.
  • I wouldn’t want to roll my eyes at anyone else’s jokes.
  • He do be looking like my dad, though.
  • When in doubt, I’ll text my dad.
  • Thanks for all the unconditional love and stuff.
  • I love you more than our dog. Just kidding. Almost.
  • Happy Father’s Day to my favorite Uber driver.
  • Thanks for chillin’ and grillin’ with me, Dad.
  • Orange you glad you have me as your daughter?

Funny Dad Quotes From Movies

Funny Dad Quotes From Movies
  • A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Zeus, Hercules
  • The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe. Sandy Cohen, The OC
  • One day, in 100 years time we’ll be striding out amongst the stars. Wilfred Noble, Doctor Who
  • I’m your father. It is my job to protect you. It’s a job I refuse to quit, and at which I can’t afford to fail. Philip Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you you can’t do something. Not even me. All right? Chris Gardner, The Pursuit of Happyness
  • Tell her that you love her. You’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. Daniel, Love, Actually
  • You may not have my name, but you have my blood. Ned Stark, Game of Thrones
  • A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. The Godfather
  • Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most. Danny Tanner, Full House
  • I feel like I’m running a small nursery with someone I used to date. Before Sunset

Short Dad Quotes Funny

Dad Quotes Funny Short
  • No one wants to see Dad dance, but he does it anyway.
  • Nothing you can do can scare me. I raised three daughters/sons.
  • Dad jokes are how I keep from crying.
  • I worked hard to get this dad bod.
  • Don’t touch my car, my beer, or my daughter.
  • The key to being an awesome dad is aging without maturing.
  • I’m a typical overachiever. That’s why I’m the dad of twins.
  • Dad, thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom said ‘no.’
  • Dad, I have a secret. You’re the best parent. Please don’t tell Mom.
  • My dad taught me everything he knows. That’s why I know nothing.

Funny Dad Quotes From Son

Funny Dad Quotes From Son
  • Dad, you are my superman, which makes me your super son!
  • It does not matter how tall a son grows, he will still always look up to his dad.
  • Behind every young boy who believes in himself is a father who believed in him first.
  • You require love to be a dad, not DNA.
  • Sons aspire to either become their father or vie to be his exact opposite. Kilroy J. Oldster.
  • Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. George Lucas
  • When you teach your son, you teach your son’s son. The Talmud
  • It is a wise father that knows his own child. William Shakespeare
  • My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo. Bob Monkhouse
  • Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!
  • I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war. George W. Bush

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