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Happy Father’s Day…!!!
Funny Dad Quotes From Daughter
- Five-star dad. Would definitely listen to his dad jokes again.
- Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
- Hey, I love you like a father.
- If at first you don’t succeed, call your dad.
- One day, you’re going to put the ‘grand’ in grandpa!
- Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an Instagram post.
- I wouldn’t want to roll my eyes at anyone else’s jokes.
- He do be looking like my dad, though.
- When in doubt, I’ll text my dad.
- Thanks for all the unconditional love and stuff.
- I love you more than our dog. Just kidding. Almost.
- Happy Father’s Day to my favorite Uber driver.
- Thanks for chillin’ and grillin’ with me, Dad.
- Orange you glad you have me as your daughter?
Funny Dad Quotes From Movies
- A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Zeus, Hercules
- The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe. Sandy Cohen, The OC
- One day, in 100 years time we’ll be striding out amongst the stars. Wilfred Noble, Doctor Who
- I’m your father. It is my job to protect you. It’s a job I refuse to quit, and at which I can’t afford to fail. Philip Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you you can’t do something. Not even me. All right? Chris Gardner, The Pursuit of Happyness
- Tell her that you love her. You’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. Daniel, Love, Actually
- You may not have my name, but you have my blood. Ned Stark, Game of Thrones
- A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. The Godfather
- Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most. Danny Tanner, Full House
- I feel like I’m running a small nursery with someone I used to date. Before Sunset
Short Dad Quotes Funny
- No one wants to see Dad dance, but he does it anyway.
- Nothing you can do can scare me. I raised three daughters/sons.
- Dad jokes are how I keep from crying.
- I worked hard to get this dad bod.
- Don’t touch my car, my beer, or my daughter.
- The key to being an awesome dad is aging without maturing.
- I’m a typical overachiever. That’s why I’m the dad of twins.
- Dad, thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom said ‘no.’
- Dad, I have a secret. You’re the best parent. Please don’t tell Mom.
- My dad taught me everything he knows. That’s why I know nothing.
Funny Dad Quotes From Son
- Dad, you are my superman, which makes me your super son!
- It does not matter how tall a son grows, he will still always look up to his dad.
- Behind every young boy who believes in himself is a father who believed in him first.
- You require love to be a dad, not DNA.
- Sons aspire to either become their father or vie to be his exact opposite. Kilroy J. Oldster.
- Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. George Lucas
- When you teach your son, you teach your son’s son. The Talmud
- It is a wise father that knows his own child. William Shakespeare
- My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo. Bob Monkhouse
- Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!
- I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war. George W. Bush