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Dirty Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines
I’m light as a feather, and I can see you’re stiff as a board.
You may be dressed up like a skeleton, but there’s only one bone I’m interested in tonight.
You can carve my pumpkin anytime.
Read me like a Ouija board.
I’ll wear a mask tonight because I wanna get tricked and treated.
Tonight, the entire bedroom is a bone zone.
Do you believe in love at first sight or lust at first bite? Wanna find out?
I couldn’t decide on a costume tonight, so can I just go as your girlfriend?
If you were mine, I’d give you all treats and no tricks.
I don’t want your candy, I just want your number.
I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I promise to hold you if you get scared.
I found a great couple’s costume—want to go as the other half?
Isn’t it spooky how your number isn’t in my phone?
I’ve always been a bone collector and tonight, I’m getting yours.
I know it’s Halloween, but I’d rattle your bone any day of the year.
I’m no vampire, but I sure do know how to suck.
I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.
I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
I’m a vampire…permission to bite your neck?
Let’s skip the tricks and cut right to the treats.
Funny Clean Halloween Pick Up Lines
That smile of yours is eerie-sistable.
We can have a howling good time together.
Are you a vampire? Because this is feeling like love at first bite.
I’m going batty over you!
You’re really lifting my spirits tonight.
I’d walk through 1,000 haunted houses for the chance to ask you out.
I know what your Halloween costume should be: my date.
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this?
Dang, ghoul, I’m loving your look.
Are you a haunted house? ‘Cause you have my heart pounding.
Be my ghoulfriend?
Isn’t it scary how your number isn’t in my phone yet?
Are you a ghost? Because it’s scary how good you look.
I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed us having a great future together.
You’re looking boo-tiful tonight!
Are you a witch? Because you’ve cast a spell on me.
You’re so bewitching!
Funny Halloween Flirty Text
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.
If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?
Wanna reach in my candy bag and pull out something nice?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size.
You must be made of candy because you look so sweet.
Want to check my pants for a treat?
I don’t want your candy because the sweetest treat would be your number.
I went trick-or-treating but I didn’t get any candy. Can I have you instead?
Baby, you’re sweeter than candy corn.
I don’t know what the trick is, ’cause you certainly look like a treat.
Horror Pick Up Lines That Are Funny
Good thing that you are not in a horror movie because they always kill the cute ones.
Your love is a crystal lake, and I will drown in it.
I feel you are a chainsaw murderer because I am head over heels for you.
Are you aware that I was the one who wrote the opening theme for American Horror Story?
Are you the protagonist from the horror movie we saw last night because you keep showing up in my dreams?
I am the boogeyman, and my job is to eat you.
I want to be your bride. Will you be my Frankenstein?
If I were a wolfman, I would have made my move by howling at you.
Are you a horror movie? I can’t sleep whenever you are around.
Did you jump out of the movie, or is it just me?
By any chance, is your name carried? Because every time I take a look at you, I get carried away.