100+ Funny Halloween Sayings For Signs | Short | Cute | Spooky 2023

Halloween is just around the corner therefore, these funny Halloween sayings are perfect for your friends, family, or strangers to scare people.

If so, we’ve gathered a list of the funny Halloween sayings for signs that include short, cute, spooky phrases.

Pick a suitable fun saying about Halloween for decorations, a spooky welcome, or for your next photo captions.

Short Funny Halloween Sayings For Signs

You are a bag full of treats!

May the ghost be with you.

May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!

You’re the wand that I want.

Have a fang-tastic night.

Have a ghoul time!

Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

Time for a coffin break.

Blood donors needed.

See the count.

Have a frightfully spooky halloween.

Have a spooktakular good time.

If the broom fits…fly it!

I’m just here for the boos yes…

Pumpkins sweets and spooky treats

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

It’s the most spooktacular time of year

Flying lessons: Bring your own broom

Welcome, come in and rest your bones

Don’t make me flip my witch switch

I’m a good witch (most of the time)

Don’t be a scaredy cat

Bats are a ghoul’s best friend

Don’t make me use my magic wand

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

Short Halloween Sayings For Signs

Enter if you dare.

Whooo Wants Candy?

The blood is life.

Eat, drink and be scary!

Trick or treat.

Casper won’t help you.

We warned you.

Ghosts live here.

Say boo and scary on.

I put a spell on daddy.

If you’ve got it hunt it.

If you want a tasty sweet.

My blood type is Coffee.

Cute Halloween Sayings For Signs

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.

When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.

Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.

This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.

May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!

Have fun witch hunting tonight.

Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.

Ghosts don’t give a sheet.

I have a sugar crush on you.

And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!

Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!

Halloween Signs

Have a fang-tastic night.

Have a beary scary Halloween. (with bear)

Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!

Ghosts have real spirit.

Remember the gh’oul times!

Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.

Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

Time for a coffin break.

Blood donors needed. See the Count.

Free Broom Rides.

I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!

You are bootiful.

Broom Parking – 5 cents.

Beneath the moonlight, darkness reigns in this haunted house.

Carve out some good times! (with carved pumpkin)

Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.

Have a bootiful Halloween.

Come as you aren’t!

Ghostly Greetings” (on welcoming door sign)

It’s Hallo-scream!

Spooky Phrases

Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!

May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!

Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!

Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!

Evil owns this house.

Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!

Halloween Puns