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Funny Halloween Wishes

Here are some of the best funny Halloween wishes to have a fun time with your friends and family members.

These funny wishes on Halloween include messages, wishes that spooky and scary.

Pick suitable short and funny Halloween quotes that fit your requirement.

Happy Halloween…!!!

Short Funny Halloween Wishes | Quotes

Short Funny Halloween Quotes

Halloween: the night that fathers get their hearts broken when they see their daughters costume.

Short Funny Halloween Quotes

Once again, my Halloween costume this year will be Sexy Weird Al.

Short Funny Halloween Quotes

I ate John. I wept the entire meal. Even though he tasted delicious.

I didn’t know if you have kids you need five different costumes.

 How many more months of Halloween this year?

It’s pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.’

Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath — would you be standing in the horror section?

Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.

For Halloween, I’m going as a narcissist.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween is just finals week for parents.

Short Halloween Wishes

Short Halloween Wishes

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

Short Halloween Wishes

Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Anyway, you can’t scare her. She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight. 

Normally I don’t spend time with guys like you, but a house just tried to eat me, so … you’ve got one hour.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It’s boring.

It obviously doesn’t do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can’t see you!

Scary Halloween Messages to Send

Scary Halloween Messages

Silent night, unholy fright.

Scary Halloween Messages

Spooky sights are near when Halloween time is here.

Prepare for a fright this Halloween night.

May chills run down your spine this Halloween.

Here’s hoping all your Halloween fears come true.

Beware and take care on Halloween night.

Halloween is just a scream away.

You forgot to look under the bed.

Skulls and mice and everything nice.

By the glow of the moon, ghosts will float soon.

Take heed, tis the season for scary indeed.

I’m bad to the bone.

When the sun goes down zombies come ‘round.

It’s time to hide when the witches ride.

Halloween Wishes From Business

Halloween Wishes From Business

There is surely some magic in the night when pumpkin glows by the moonlight….. Wishing a Happy Halloween to you.

Halloween Wishes From Business

May you have a house full of screams and scary stories, ghosts and witches adding the much needed spark to your life….. Have a Happy Halloween.

I wish that your Halloween is surrounded with chilly, spooky, ghostly witches and vampires who don’t suck all the fun of your Halloween.

Sending best wishes on Halloween to our clients….. Wishing you spooky fun times with your dear ones.

Be on the lookout for something scary and frightening because it is the horror time of the year…. Have a Happy Halloween.

It is time to get a little playful….. It is time to enjoy tricks and pranks….. Best wishes on Halloween to you.

May the season of fall bring along amazing adventure and fun for you….. May you have a killing Halloween this year.

Halloween is the best time to enjoy a good break from monotonous life by enjoying the monstrous night…. Happy Halloween!!!

May tonight be the darkest night of the year….. Wishing you a spooky and deadly night with your loved ones….. Best wishes on Halloween to you.

Happy Halloween to the spookiest people in the town….. May you don’t get scared but you scare many people this year.

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