Pick suitable Halloween sayings for cards to send wishes and messages that fit your requirements.
Funny Halloween Greeting Card Sayings
Back from the dead and better than ever!
Creepin’ it real, y’all.
These tricks aren’t for kids.
Trick or treat, I got your costume beat.
You’re just my blood type.
I’ve got a bad case of the boo’s.
Halloween greetings from a family that’s a little batty.
Warning: This cup contains boo’s.
But first, let me check my horror-scope.
I’ve got a ghost problem — everyone sees right through me.
I’m just a ghoul, standing in front of a boo, asking him to love her.
I like my coffee with scream and sugar.
My favorite movie is “Field of Screams.”
Livin’ the boo life!
It’s official. I’m ghosting you.
I WITCH you a Happy Halloween. I hope it doesn’t SUCK like a vampire.
Don’t be a JERK-o-latnern. Have a TERROR-ific Halloween!
Hey, WITCH! Keep calm and carry a WAND!
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
What do surfers say on Halloween? Gourd vibes only, bro.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What did the pumpkin say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed!
Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
Skeletons are boney, vampires bite. We hope your Halloween is a spooktacular delight! Bugs and kisses.
Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door. Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright. Wishing you a haunting night!
Halloween Greeting Card Sayings For Friends
A jolly Halloween to you and yours!
Wishing you a Halloween filled with tricks and treats.
Beware of the werecat.
A little pumpkin told me it’s your first Halloween. Boo!
Pumpkins a ‘blazing, hope your Halloween is amazing.
A pumpkin a day means Halloween is on its way.
I’m just here for witching hour!
Hope your Halloween is just purr-fect!
No tricks, only treats for you this Halloween.
Orange, black and green, there’s mischief a-brewin’ this Halloween.
Short Halloween Wishes
Don’t be afraid to stop by for a bite.
This spot is reserved for my broom.
A pumpkin a day keeps little ghosts away.
Witch better give me some candy.
Free broom rides available.
Have a wicked good Halloween.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but Halloween.
Will you be my ghoul friend?
What up, witch?
Happy Halloween from the cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Welcome to the Boo Crew!
You’re sweeter than candy corn.
Have a spooktacular Halloween.
Hope your Halloween is a howling good time.
The ghouls and I are just dying to meet you.
Ghosts are fun, but they can also be little sheets.
Dead & breakfast: Rooms available.
Witch way to the party?
Trick-or-trink, gimme some wine to drink.
Scary Halloween Messages To Send
Silent night, unholy fright.
Spooky sights are near when Halloween time is here.
Prepare for a fright this Halloween night.
By the glow of the moon, ghosts will float soon.
Beware and take care on Halloween night.
Halloween is just a scream away.
You forgot to look under the bed.
Skulls and mice and everything nice.
Cute Halloween Sayings
Why yes, I can drive a stick.
Cheers to one cool ghoul!
Witches cackle, ghosts boo. A happy Halloween to you!
Witching you were here.
Hoping this Halloween brew brings good luck to you.
A-haunting we will go!
May all your pumpkins be glowing.
Don’t forget to treat yourself this Halloween.
Looking for a scare? Fright this way.
Boo to you!
Have a boo-tiful Halloween!
You drive me batty (in a good way).
Pumpkins are carved, ghosts are seen, and the hour is here, Happy Halloween!
Hope your Halloween is a total scream.
Halloween Thank You Sayings
I Wanda-witch you a Happy Halloween.
Have a fangtastic Halloween. Happy haunting!
Want to wish you a bootiful Halloween.
Fangs and thanks for the cool costume party.
Cooking up in my bubbling cauldron, a special note of thanks for the party.
Thanks for the party, may the monsters under your bed be nice for the night.
You dared to give me a scare. Now I shall express gratitude, my dear.
Nothing more thoughtful than inviting me to the coolest Halloween party this year.
Witching you and your family a spooktacular Halloween spell.
This Halloween, may your treats far exceed your tricks.
Ghostly greetings! Have a scary and sweet Halloween.