Here are Hocus Pocus quotes to share on social media for Halloween memories.
Pick suitable quotes on Hocus Pocus that fit your needs.
Hocus Pocus Quotes For Instagram Captions
Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick! Winnie
Dance, dance until you die! Winifred Sanderson
I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine. Winifred
I am beautiful! Boys will love me! Sarah
And I thought LA was a party town. Dave
I smell children! Winnie
Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble. Bus driver
Come! We fly! Winifred
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus! Max
It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out. Dani
It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark. Mary
They call me master. Satan
My lucky rat tail… it’s just where I left it! Sarah
Drop dead. Moron. Dani
It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus. Max
I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle. Thackery Binx
Hocus Pocus Spells
Trim him of his baby fat
Give him fur black as black
Just like this!
Bring to a full rolling bubble
Add 2 drops oil of boil
Mix blood of owl
With the herb that’s red
Turn three times
Pluck a hair from my head
Add a dash of pox and a dead man’s toe
Green newt saliva
Add a bit of thine own tongue
Come little children
I’ll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children
The time’s come to play
Here in my garden of magic
Hocus Pocus Puns
Winifred wrote a new spellbook, it took her years and is 10,000 pages long. It’s her magnum opus pocus!
When Max says “it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus” in Hocus Pocus!
What did the witch in the gardening centre say?
How does Winifred fly to Australia?
On a broomerang!
What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween?
Why do the Sanderson sisters always get away with it?
Because of a lack of witchnesses!
What spell do witches use when they want to concentrate?
Why does Winifred drink smoothies?
Because they’re very newt-ritious!
How should you write “hocus pocus” in your spellbook?
Why couldn’t the witch write hocus pocus?
She was bad at spelling!
How does Winifred keep her hair up?
With scare spray!
What is Sarah’s favourite makeup?
Ma-scare-a!A witches hat
Hocus Pocus Winifred Saying Sisters
I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Winifred Sanderson
Goodbye cruel world. Winifred Sanderson
Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? Winifred Sanderson
Damn, damn, damn! Double damn. Winifred Sanderson
Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years. Winifred Sanderson
Well, fancy! We desire children. Winifred Sanderson
Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue. Winifred Sanderson
It is a prison for children. Winifred Sanderson
We’ll be younger in the morning. Winifred Sanderson
Come, we fly! Winifred Sanderson
It’s the burning rain of death! Come, you fools. Winifred Sanderson