Here are some the best pirate pick up lines to flirt with your crush or partner this Halloween.
Pick suitable pirate pick up lines that fit your requirement like are you a pirate.
Funny Pirate Pick Up Lines
A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
Arg baby, Arg.
Mermaids never existed until I saw you.
Put those anchors away, Lads.
Arrr baby, how’re you?
Arrrrrrr, you free tonight?
Until I saw you, my ship hadn’t sailed.
You hoist the sails.
I am a software pirate. So here is my laptop.
Your melons will cure my scurvy.
Beautiful, bootiful, and bountiful.
That’s not a peg leg, lady.
Look for that treasure. X will mark the spot.
Pirate Pick Up Lines For Him
I’ll turn your bed into an ocean.
Stick your cannon here.
Ever had waves of pleasure on you?
Your voice draws men. So tell me, wench. Does the word “Siren” ring a bell?
You’re good for something, but that’s only for me to see.
I control the ship so that the ride will be unique.
This hook has variable speed, baby.
I want you to be my bed mate, not my first mate.
Port at my dock, you hunk of a man.
I’ll show you heaven if you show me that cutlass.
Your body is like a map I want to mark the spot of treasure on.
Pirate Pick Up Lines Tinder
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
You make my heart stop because you are simply stunning.
Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
Baby, you unfurl my sails.
Can I wear your patch ?
Sailors didn’t abandon their ships. So I won’t leave you either.
I would fight a thousand wars just to see you smile.
I’d cut out my heart and place it in the Davy Jones’ locker just for you.
Let me breathe you in like the fresh sea breeze.
Pirate Pick Up Lines For Her
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
You blow my cannons.
You can sail my seven seas.
You must be a mermaid because you have me drowning in your beauty.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.
Can I bury my treasure on your island?
I’m no pirate, but I’d be willing to walk the plank for you.
You raise my Jolly Roger.
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Arrr baby, wanna walk my plank?
Do you have a compass? Because I am lost in your beauty.
Clean Pirate Pick Up Lines
You have me hooked like a fish on a line.
If you were a treasure map, I’d follow you to the ends of the earth.
Ahoy there! Would you be willing to share your treasure with me?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you prefer to stick with your grog?
Do you have a pirate name? Because I think I just found my perfect mate.
Is your ship setting sail anytime soon? Because I’d love to come aboard.
I’m a pirate at heart, but you’ve stolen my heart and made me want to go straight.
Can I be your matey? Because I’d love to join you on your adventures.
Do you have a favorite sea shanty? Because I’d love to sing it with you.
If I were a pirate, I’d give up everything just to be with you.
I may not have a ship or a crew, but I have a heart full of love for you.
If you were a mermaid, I’d be the sailor who falls in love with you.
Can I be your anchor? Because I’ll keep you steady in the stormy seas of love.
Do you have a favorite pirate movie? Because I’d love to watch it with you.
If you were a pirate flag, I’d be the wind that carries you to victory.
Can I be your co-captain? Because I’d love to share the helm with you.
Pirate Dirty Pick Up Lines
All hands on deck!
Bring on the storm, I like it rough.
I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure
Come dock in my port.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches?
Wanna see my Davie Jones?
I like me some pirate booty.
Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?
Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!
Want to see my 9mm?
I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
Well blow me down?
Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!
I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
I’ll be the captain if you be my first mate.
Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
Not only do I have a ship, but it’s a long one.
Cute Pirate Pick Up Lines
Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”
Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”
Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.