100+ Savage Smooth Pick Up Lines | Him | Her | Funny | Friends | Responses 2023

Pickup lines are always helpful when it comes impressing to icebreakers in a bar or at a party.

However, you need the courage to walk to a girl or a guy and figure out ways to make a good first impression.

Therefore, here are some of the best savage smooth pick up lines for him and her that hit straight home.

Moreover, these are suitable pick up lines for flirting over text, on tinder, etc.

Here are managed to handpick savage pick up lines to help you up your flirting game instantly.

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Savage Smooth Pick Up Lines For Him

Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made up of? Boyfriend material!
I think I’ll keep falling for your beauty so I will need that name and number for insurance purposes.
Can I slap you in the face…with my lips?
You know your smile has been lighting up the room all night, so I had to drop by and say hello.

Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.
Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let’s not waste them.
Stop staring at me. I might get p*r*gnnt!
Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or you just rocked my world.
Are you a trampoline? cause I feel like bouncing on you.
Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
I may not go down in history but I will definitely go down on you.
Baby you look so hot, you can make the north pole feel like an equator.
Your lips look so lonely, wanna make them meet mine.

You look like a hard worker. I have an 0pening U can fill.
Wanna play the engineer? You’ll be the conductor and I’ll go choo-choo.
Feel like sharing my side of the bed with you tonight.
Do you know karate? cause your body is really kickin.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Smile if you want to sl33p with me.
I have trouble sleeping with myself, can you sleep with me?
I am not a dentist but I can give you a filling.
“How much w0man can you handle?”
You look cold, wanna use me as your blanket?
Are you an archaeologist because I have a big bone for you to examine.

Savage Smooth Pick Up Lines For Her

If you are here, then who is running heaven?
Wanna see how soft my sweater is? Let’s hug it out.

Aren’t you tired of running in my mind all day?
Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry!
Your hand looks heavy, here, let me hold it for you.
Can I save you in my phone as the “future love of my life”?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
Ooouch, did you come out of an oven, ‘cause you are hot!
I was feeling a little off today, but you have turned me on again!
Something is wrong with my eyes, I can’t seem to take them off from you.
I tried to send you something hot, but I could not fit into the text box!
You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.
Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!
Have you finally realized I am your soulmate or should I walk by again?
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
Nice outfit! Can I talk you out of it?
I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can return it.
Is your name Earl Grey, cause you look like a hot tea.
I believe in saving water, wanna take a shower together?

Smooth Funny Pick Up Lines

If I had to name you a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber.
I would love to take you out sometime but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
On a scale of 1 to Alaska how free are you tonight?
If you could be a transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.
You should be a magician, cause whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Thank God, I just renewed my “life insurance” cause my heart just stopped looking at you.
Uuugh, I am so bad at clicking good photographs, but I can definitely picture us together.
Hey, my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a time traveler? ‘cause I see you in my future.
Did you swallow a magnet? ‘cause you are attracting me all the way across the room.
Are you SPF, ‘cause I need you every day.
I am so comfortable around you, I don’t even have to hold my farts anymore.
I need to call the CDC right away, your smile is so contagious.
When I look at you, I feel like I am a pirate looking at my buried treasure.
If beauty were a grain of sand, there would be a thousand beaches.
My mom told me life is a deck of hearts, then you must be the queen of hearts.
If you were an item on MacDonalds, you would be MacHottie.
If I am vinegar you must be baking soda ‘cause I am all bubbly around you.
Did you steal my beer cause this one looks like the one I was drinking.
Do you like bagels? ‘cause you are bae-goals.

Savage Smooth Pick Up Lines For Friends

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? ‘Cause I don’t have a lot of female friends.
Do you know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine apple.’
I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
Let’s rearrange the alphabet, and put U and me together.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Savage Responses To Pick Up Lines

There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.
Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I don’t. But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I was gonna ask you the same thing!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.
Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I’m thinking it was history. Which is what you should be right now.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Sorry, no map. So why don’t you just get lost?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Actually, it’s you. Because you just crashed and burned.
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?
No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night.
I just Googled “sexy” and a picture of you came up.
You’ll get the same result if you search for “not interested.”
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away?
That’s a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe.
Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
That he be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true.
All those curves and me with no brakes.
So cheesy, and me with no pizza.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you.
I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out!
Did you notice that I’m like a best seller? Currently unavailable.