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Single Valentines Day Quotes

If you flying solo on Valentine’s Day or around February 14 then we have compiled some of the best single valentines day quotes.

Whether you’re glad about it or not, these valentine’s day single quotes can be a nice way to enjoy being solo.

Pick suitable single quotes on Valentine’s day for Instagram that include funny quotes as well as for single moms.

Have fun.!!

Single Valentines Day Quotes For Instagram

Single Valentines Day Quotes For Instagram
  • “In a relationship with me.”
Single Valentines Day Quotes
  • “All of me…loves all of me.”
Single Valentines Day Quotes For Instagram
  • “Netflix is my one true love.”
  • “I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love: food.”
  • “Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.”
  • “Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.”
  • “Sorry, I’m in a relationship with champagne.”
  • “Here’s to my true love: Pizza.”
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day to me, my cat and my glass of wine.”
  • “Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.”
  • “All of me loves…all of me.”
  • “Today is about me, myself, and I.”
  • “Spending time with my soulmate: Me.”
  • “In a serious relationship with myself.”
  • “No better Valentine’s Day than Galentine’s Day.”
  • “Here’s to many more years of happiness with myself.”
  • “I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.”
  • “She was stronger alone.” Jane Austen
  • “I am happy, because I’m single by choice, not by chance.”
  • “It’s date night. Table of one.”
  • “Shoutout to all my gals on Galentine’s Day.”
  • “Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” Kiera Cass
  • “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” Hailee Seinfeld
  • “I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.” Mike Wazowski
  • “I may be single, but I ain’t cynical.”
  • “Oh, is today a holiday or something?”

Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes
  • “I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” Sue Grafton
Single Valentines Day Quotes Funny
  • “There’s no ‘we’ in ‘fries.’”
Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes
  • “This year’s Valentine’s Day I will enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.”
  • “I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.”
  • “You are not his princess; you are your own queen.” Nikita Gill
  • “Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.”
  • “It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I don’t know what to get myself…”
  • “I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s so much better than dating some idiot.”
  • “Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
  • “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
  • “I guess I’d just have to date myself today.’
  • “Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries…”
  • “Your healthy love for yourself is sexy!” Amy Leigh Mercree
  • “There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!”
  • “When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!”
  • “I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.”
  • “I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”
  • “I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes close to me.
  • “I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.”
  • “I think, therefore I’m single.” Liz Winston
  • “Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was a God. I didn’t.”
  • “Yes I’m alone, but I’m alone and free.” Elsa
  • “Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.”
  • “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
  • “Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.” Katrina Mayer
  • Single and ready to mingle…with my bed and snacks!

Happy Single Valentine’s Day Quotes

Happy Single Valentine's Day Quotes
  • “Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” Mandy Hale
Happy Single Valentine's Day Quotes
  • “Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you. It means that God is busy writing your love story.”
  • “S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened”
  • “Being single isn’t the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.” Renee Jones
  • “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” Warsan Shire
  • “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.” Eric Dickerson
  • “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” Katy Perry
  • “Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”
  • “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” Henry David Thoreau
  • “You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody” Maya Angelou
  • “The course of true love never did run smooth.” William Shakespeare
  • “You don’t need a significant other to lead a significant life.” Mandy Hale
  • “Solitude is the place of purification.” Martin Buber
  • “No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” Marilyn Monroe
  • “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” Jay Leno
  • “Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”

Single Mom Valentines Day Quotes

Single Mom Valentines Day Quotes
  • “It is my desire to overwhelm you in my love”
Single Mom Valentines Day Quotes
  • “Friendly, lovable, obedient, adorable. I’m all that and more. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom!”
Single Mom Valentine's Day Quotes
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day Mom! It’s so easy to love you, Mom! You’re simply the best around!”
  • “I am not distant. I am right here”
  • “When it comes to moms, you’re the sweetest one ever. I love you to pieces. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  • “A beautiful spirit. A loving heart. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom!”
  • “Sending lots of love from your favorite wild child! Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom”
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day Mom! No matter how old I get, you’ll always have my heart.”
  • “Mom, You’ve always shown your love in all that you do. I hope you know how much you mean to me. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day! Mom, you’re the sweetest person in my life. Wishing you a frosting topped, chocolate filled celebration!”
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom! May your heart be happy. May your days be bright. And may you always know how much you’re loved.”
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day! Hey Mom, I thought this cute baby covered in kisses would make up for anything bad I’ve done.”
  • “Mom, You are the heart and soul of our family. Your love nurtures us and keeps us thriving. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

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