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Funny Tombstone Sayings For Halloween
Rest in peace Cousin Huet / We all know you didn’t do it
My other resting place is a sarcophagus
Here lies Lester Moore
Four shots from a .44
No Less, No More
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake
Here rests Wathel R. Bender / he rode to glory on a fender
Dear departed brother Dave / he chased a bear into a cave
Here lies good old Fred / a great big rock fell on his head
At peaceful rest lies Brother Claude / planted here beneath this sod
Here lies Captain Culpepper Clyne / Allergic to dirt so he’s pickled in brine. He braved the sea and all her wrath, but died on land while taking a bath.
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw
Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny
I finally had to admit: My mother-in-law’s chicken is ‘to die for’!
While Brother Roland here reposes, his soul’s above, one supposes
Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped.
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
Death is so sad that we must laugh at it
This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said, “Over my dead body!”
I’m finally skinny, maybe a little too skinny.
You don’t need to pity me! You should’ve seen the other guy
I’m ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes.
Always look on the bright side of life.
The living are just the dead on holiday.
What are you doing here? I requested a tomb with a view!
I always said I was dead tired, but people never listened to me.
I’m free at midnight. You should come and talk to me then.
Duuuuude… that really was a killer wave!
How much did you pay to bury me here again?
I was here, but now I’m gone. Still, the party still goes on!
Don’t worry. I’ll be right up with you.
The car mechanic said that the brakes were fixed for good this time!
Short Tombstone Sayings For Halloween
Can I take this tombstone off my taxes?
Joke’s over. It’s time to let me out!
This atheist is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
I’d rather be reading this.
Beneath this tombstone, my wife lies; now she’s at rest, and so am I.
Mozart rests here, decomposing.
He was so brave until he forgot his parachute.
Here lies a beloved friend who grabbed the bull by the horns but forgot to let go.
First, a cough made me get carried off; now, a coffin they carry me off in.
She aimed for the brake but hit the gas.
I’d stay away from here in a zombie apocalypse.
Gosh darn! It’s so dark in here!
I wish I’d chosen to vacation in the Sahara instead.
I’m filling out my last cavity.
Here lies John Yeast. Pardon me for not rising to meet.
Yes! I have tried turning it off and then on again.
I know something you all don’t know.