There is no better day to flirt than Valentine’s Day and pick up lines for valentines day is one the best way to flirt.
Moreover, these pick up lines are Valentine’s edition that feature dirty pick up lines as well as cheesy, funny, bad, etc.
Pick suitable pick up lines to flirt and impress your love interest, crush, or partner.
Dirty Valentine Pick Up Lines
- Cards aren’t the only things that will be opened tonight.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here.
- Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
- If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Did you ask for a Snickers this Valentine’s Day? Because I want you to satisfy me.
- Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
- I’d melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.
- Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you like Valentine’s Day sales? Because clothing is 100 percent off at my place.
- Tonight’s menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
- I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box to unwrap.
- If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
- Roses are red, violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9.
Bad Valentine Pick Up Lines
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want S’more
- Excuse me, did you drop something? My jaw
- Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
- Are you trash? Cuz I want to take you out
- I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
- If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- Are you French, because I think Eiffel for you!
- You smell like trash. May I take you out?
- Are your parents made of salad, because they should lettuce date!
- Is your name Fermata, because I want to hold you!
- Are you Australian, because I want to spend some koality time with you!
- Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
- I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
- You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
Funny Pick Up Lines For Valentine’s Day
- My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?
- You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
- Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
- I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
- Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
- Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Cupid Pick Up Lines
- I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.
- I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love.
- I’m not cupid but i’ll hit that kiss with my arrow.
- You don’t need Cupid baby, I am an archer too.
- Are you Cupid? Because you can put your arrow in my kiss anytime.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
- Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.
- Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?
- I asked Cupid for a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
- I’m glad Cupid listened to me—you’re exactly what I asked for.
- I love you like Cupid loves Valentine’s Day.
- Do you have Cupid’s number? I should call him and say thank you.
Valentine Pick Up Lines For Friends
- Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- You breathe oxygen, too? OMG, we have so much in common.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get you any chocolate for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
- Was your dad a thief? Why? I don’t know, just making small talk. Mine’s an orthopedist.
- Was your dad a boxer? ‘Cause you’re a knockout.
- Are you a banana, because I find you a-peeling.
- You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
Cheesy Valentine’s Lines
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
- Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
- This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- I can’t turn water into wine, but I’m hoping to turn you into mine.
- If I had a candy heart for every time you sweetened my day, I’d have a million boxes.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
- I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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